By Tiffany Bell
Review & Description
Smarty and Lifty Smarf are trying to check out Smarfette in the shower. They soon find out a secret that she’s been hiding from the rest of the village.
Warning: This approx. 2900 word short story contains: parody, a transgendered character, oral sex, anal sex, voyeurism, domination, and menage.
An excerpt from There are No Female Smarfs
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“What do you think you’re doing?! G-give me back my towel!”
Smarfette raged as she still covered her crotch while her face showed obvious signs of embarrassment. Lifty just smirked as he stared at her naked body. Reaching forward, he grabbed her wrists while pulling her toward him. Smarfette let out another scream while she tried to pull away. Feeling her soft body against his, Lifty tilted his head and pressed his lips forcefully against the nude female’s.
Smarty just stood there in shock. Lifty was completely out of line! Something was distracting him from voicing his outrage, though. His vision was quickly brought downward as he looked over Smarfette’s nude body.
“Uhm… Lifty?” stammered Smarty.
“What? Can’t you see I’m busy?” Lifty barked as he pulled his lips away from Smarfette’s. Smarty just pointed at the female Smarf’s waist while continuing to just stare.
“What? What is it? I know it’s been a long time since we’ve seen a female Smarf, for Smarf’s sake, but come on! Don’t get all—” Lifty pulled just slightly away from Smarfette and glanced down between their bodies, only to see a blue thickness, but it wasn’t his own. His eyes arched in confusion for a moment as he stepped back.
“What the…?” Lifty asked as he looked the transgendered Smarf over. Smarfette was still blushing deeply with embarrassment. The larger Smarf seemed to be thinking it over in his mind before he finally just gave a shrug of his shoulders. “Smarf it! I’m still getting laid today. I’ve gone way too long with just my smarfing hand!” Read more
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